A Harryette Mullen poem that reminds me of Tom Beckett's Unprotected Texts:

Kamasutra Sutra

This is a story I have heard:

Entwined in a passionate embrace
with his beloved wife,
the holy one exclaimed,
"I have reached enlightenment!"

His devoted partner responded,
"I'm truly happy for you, my love,
and if you can give me another minute,
I believe I'll get there too."

from Sleeping with the Dictionary

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[tom-beckett]

Wham. Bam. Thank you, Crag.