Headline: Cause of Male-Pattern Baldness Discovered by Researchers at Institute of Quietude

"Uncovered" by M. M. Bakhtin in "Forms of Time and Chronotope in the Novel":

"If I relate (or write about) an event that has just happened to me, then I as the teller (or writer) of this event am already outside the time and space in which the event occurred. It is just as impossible to forge an identity between myself, my own 'I," and that "I" that is the subject of my stories as it is to lift myself up by my own hair."

Comments

[XZL]

You'll do well to remember that "John Ashbery the person has remained above the petty poetry wars of his generation, beloved by post-avants & quietists alike, save for a churlish few who mutter into the margins about some need for direct statement."

[suzanne]

thank you, crag, for the first great chortle of the day! now why do you supppose pattern baldness is such a male thing?