1. The Practical: Bookends; Doorstops; Paper weights
2. The Sporting: Play catch with Pop; Play catch with Mom
3. The Circus: Add bowling ball and juggle away
4. The Procreative: Open them up, mix them together, make as many little urns as you can
5. The Decorative: Put them in the window as part of your Halloween display
6. The Musical: Use them as the beginning pieces in your percussion section
7. The Carpool Lane: One in the shotgun seat, one in back – Don’t forget their seatbelts!
8. The Two Party System: One up, one down
9. The Recipe: Add water and see what happens
10. The Metaphorical Burden: Bones chips on your shoulders